Archive for the ‘Quick Tip’ Category
Monday, December 17th, 2007
This month is Thoughtless Gift Month. The Donkey provides tips on getting holiday gifts for your wife without spending much time or thought.
The RecyclingWork Garbage method.
If you are like me, you probably have mugs, umbrellas, binders, and other ridiculous merchandise with your vendors' logos on the front. Instead of letting ...
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Monday, December 10th, 2007
With Christmas so close I find myself once again struggling to find a gift for my wife. She already bought herself the Treo she's been begging for, assuring me that it can count as her Christmas gift and that I don't need to get her anything. Now, even a ...
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Wednesday, November 28th, 2007
This month is Diaper Delinquence Month. The donkey provides proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers.
The Accomplice method.
This is another great method, but requires that you have other children to assist. After a dirty diaper is identified, send one of your other children to tell your wife that the baby ...
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Friday, November 23rd, 2007
This is Diaper Delinquence Month. The donkey provides proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers.
The I've Gotta Run Method
Sometimes your wife will notice before you that the baby's diaper needs to be changed. As soon as she asks you to change the diaper yell out, "Oh man, look at the ...
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Sunday, November 18th, 2007
This is Diaper Delinquence Month. The donkey provides proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers.The Saved By The Ring Method
If your wife asks you to change a diaper, calmly walk to the changing supplies. On the way to the supplies, nonchalantly grab your home phone and cell phone. Call your ...
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Tuesday, November 13th, 2007
This is Diaper Delinquence Month. The donkey provides proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers.
The Already Busy Method
This is my favorite method to avoid changing a diaper, but it only works if you smell the diaper first, so be on sniff alert. Once you identify a stinky diaper, you should ...
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Thursday, November 8th, 2007
This is Diaper Delinquence Month. The donkey provides proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers.
The Dipstick method
This method is a bit risky and a bit underhanded, but it will work.
NOTE: Your child has to be walking for this to be successful.
Once you identify a stinky diaper, locate your wife and ...
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Sunday, November 4th, 2007
This month is Diaper Delinquence Month. During this month I will provide proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers.
The Throw Up method.
I haven’t found a lot of success with this method, but I know a lot of guys with naïve wives have been able to use this until the kids ...
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Tuesday, October 30th, 2007
It's Money Skimming Month. The Donkey shares his secrets for surviving, even thriving, despite the meager allowance approved by The Wife.
The Increase Your Income Method
This is a classic move that will add bills to your wallet in no time; however it's a much more challenging technique when compared to previous ...
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Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007
It's Money Skimming Month. The Donkey shares his secrets for surviving, even thriving, despite the meager allowance approved by The Wife.
The Return And Reward Yourself Method
I love book buyback because it is always seems like free money. Plus, no one really knows how much you got back. You can ...
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