Archive for the ‘Quick Tip’ Category
Monday, March 31st, 2008
This month is Avoiding the In-law Vacations Month. The Donkey provides quick tips for avoiding any and all minor and major vacations with your in-laws.
Knocked Up
The final tip in this series is a bit risky, takes careful planning, and involves some dirty work: get your wife pregnant! Is it really ...
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Monday, March 24th, 2008
This month is Avoiding the In-law Vacations Month. The Donkey provides quick tips for avoiding any and all minor and major vacations with your in-laws.
All Work and No Play
Another great idea to get out of in-law vacations is work. Sometimes you are just too busy to go anywhere. This works ...
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Friday, March 14th, 2008
This month is Avoiding the In-law Vacations Month. The Donkey provides quick tips for avoiding any and all minor and major vacations with your in-laws.
Fare Wars
It's that time of year again: families are beginning to talk seriously about summer vacations. Yesterday my brother-in-law sent an email out to ...
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Tuesday, February 26th, 2008
Sorry, Business Calls
This month is Get Off The Phone Month. The Donkey provides quick tips for you to get off the phone when you are talking to your wife.
Most of the calls I field from my wife occur at work. I'm not sure if she forgets I have a ...
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Tuesday, February 19th, 2008
This month is Get Off The Phone Month. The Donkey provides techniques for you to get off the phone quickly when your wife calls.
The Juggle till you drop method
If you are as spastic as me, you drop your cell phone quite a bit. The result is usually a neat mini ...
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Thursday, February 7th, 2008
This month is Get Off The Phone Month. The Donkey provides techniques for you to get off the phone quickly when your wife calls.
Many of us have wives who love to talk to us on the phone since we are busy all day. We get calls from them at work, ...
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Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
It's Exercise Verification Month. The Donkey provides tips on how you can verify that your wife is exercising to her fullest potential.
My wife and I have been sick for 10 days now, so this month's quick tip list has been hit hard. I really wanted to include some photos to ...
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Wednesday, January 16th, 2008
This is Exercise Verification Month. The Donkey provides tips on how you can verify that your wife is exercising to her fullest potential.
The Sneak A Peek Method
You can find out how hard your wife is working out by the number of breaks she is taking. Obviously you can't sit there ...
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Monday, January 7th, 2008
This is is Exercise Verification Month. The Donkey provides tips on how you can verify that your wife is exercising to her fullest potential.
I imagine my wife and I are not the only ones who have included workout/weight loss goals in our New Year's Resolutions this year. Several people ...
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Monday, December 24th, 2007
This month is Thoughtless Gift Month. The Donkey provides tips on getting holiday gifts for your wife without spending much time or thought.
The Handwritten Options method.
If you celebrate Christmas and haven't purchased anything for your wife, you are now in real trouble... or are you? Here is a proven method ...
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