Archive for the ‘Quick Tip’ Category

Quick Tip: Skyrocketing Ticket Prices Aid in Avoiding In-Law Vacations

Friday, March 14th, 2008

This month is Avoiding the In-law Vacations Month. The Donkey provides quick tips for avoiding any and all minor and major vacations with your in-laws. Fare Wars It's that time of year again: families are beginning to talk seriously about summer vacations. Yesterday my brother-in-law sent an email out to ...

When Office Calls Take Precedence over Calls from Wife

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

Sorry, Business Calls This month is Get Off The Phone Month. The Donkey provides quick tips for you to get off the phone when you are talking to your wife. Most of the calls I field from my wife occur at work. I'm not sure if she forgets I have a ...

Quick Tip: Dropping The Call, Literally

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

This month is Get Off The Phone Month. The Donkey provides techniques for you to get off the phone quickly when your wife calls. The Juggle till you drop method If you are as spastic as me, you drop your cell phone quite a bit. The result is usually a neat mini ...

Quick Tip: Radio Jam

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

This month is Get Off The Phone Month. The Donkey provides techniques for you to get off the phone quickly when your wife calls. Many of us have wives who love to talk to us on the phone since we are busy all day. We get calls from them at work, ...

Quick Tip: Turning Up The Heat

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

It's Exercise Verification Month. The Donkey provides tips on how you can verify that your wife is exercising to her fullest potential. My wife and I have been sick for 10 days now, so this month's quick tip list has been hit hard. I really wanted to include some photos to ...

Quick Tip: Drive-By Checks to Ensure a Full Workout

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

This is Exercise Verification Month. The Donkey provides tips on how you can verify that your wife is exercising to her fullest potential. The Sneak A Peek Method You can find out how hard your wife is working out by the number of breaks she is taking. Obviously you can't sit there ...

Quick Tip: Check Vitals to Verify an Optimal Workout

Monday, January 7th, 2008

This is is Exercise Verification Month. The Donkey provides tips on how you can verify that your wife is exercising to her fullest potential. I imagine my wife and I are not the only ones who have included workout/weight loss goals in our New Year's Resolutions this year. Several people ...

Quick Tip: Last Minute Ideas

Monday, December 24th, 2007

This month is Thoughtless Gift Month. The Donkey provides tips on getting holiday gifts for your wife without spending much time or thought. The Handwritten Options method. If you celebrate Christmas and haven't purchased anything for your wife, you are now in real trouble... or are you? Here is a proven method ...

Quick Tip: Regifting Vendor Handouts

Monday, December 17th, 2007

This month is Thoughtless Gift Month. The Donkey provides tips on getting holiday gifts for your wife without spending much time or thought. The RecyclingWork Garbage method. If you are like me, you probably have mugs, umbrellas, binders, and other ridiculous merchandise with your vendors' logos on the front. Instead of letting ...

Quick Tip: Delegating Santa’s Duties

Monday, December 10th, 2007

With Christmas so close I find myself once again struggling to find a gift for my wife. She already bought herself the Treo she's been begging for, assuring me that it can count as her Christmas gift and that I don't need to get her anything. Now, even a ...