Archive for the ‘Diaper Delinquence’ Category

Quick Tip: Partner in Crime

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

This month is Diaper Delinquence Month. The donkey provides proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers. The Accomplice method. This is another great method, but requires that you have other children to assist. After a dirty diaper is identified, send one of your other children to tell your wife that the baby ...

Quick Tip: On The Run

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

This is Diaper Delinquence Month. The donkey provides proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers. The I've Gotta Run Method Sometimes your wife will notice before you that the baby's diaper needs to be changed. As soon as she asks you to change the diaper yell out, "Oh man, look at the ...

Quick Tip: Which Is Worse?

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

This is Diaper Delinquence Month. The donkey provides proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers.The Saved By The Ring Method If your wife asks you to change a diaper, calmly walk to the changing supplies. On the way to the supplies, nonchalantly grab your home phone and cell phone. Call your ...

Quick Tip: Sorry, Got These Sacks

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

This is Diaper Delinquence Month. The donkey provides proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers. The Already Busy Method This is my favorite method to avoid changing a diaper, but it only works if you smell the diaper first, so be on sniff alert. Once you identify a stinky diaper, you should ...

Quick Tip: That Aint Chocolate

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

This is Diaper Delinquence Month. The donkey provides proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers. The Dipstick method This method is a bit risky and a bit underhanded, but it will work. NOTE: Your child has to be walking for this to be successful. Once you identify a stinky diaper, locate your wife and ...

Quick Tip: Excuse Me While I Barf

Sunday, November 4th, 2007

This month is Diaper Delinquence Month. During this month I will provide proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers. The Throw Up method. I haven’t found a lot of success with this method, but I know a lot of guys with naïve wives have been able to use this until the kids ...