Archive for the ‘From The Donkey’ Category

More Than Words Can Say

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

I came across a list of 50 ways to say I love you. It seems to me that merely uttering the three simple syllables would be much easier, but what do I know? Here are my thoughts on a few items from the list. Place a single daisy on the ...

Of Course! I Should Have Known The Whole Time

Monday, November 5th, 2007

About a month ago I told my wife I wanted to be a vegan for a month. She got very upset and annoyed. I couldn't understand what was going on. She doesn't have anything against vegans and actually thinks it could be a healthy lifestyle. After about an hour of ...

Censorship Issues

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

I have received several angry emails and calls because there haven't been any recent posts. A post has been completed, but is being reviewed for content. Let me explain the process: The post is created by me The post is then evaluated by a stringent review committee (wife) Negotiations are made to ...

Donkey Directions: Have it Your Way

Friday, July 20th, 2007

Some of you (women) have been shocked and incensed by my wife advice column. I am sorry, but I am just a man trying to survive. You will be happy to know that this week's lesson is not really about a terrible mistake I made, but more about sound advice ...