Archive for the ‘From The Donkey’ Category

Subtle Reminders

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

We had our Christmas party at work the other day and I wondered whether or not mistletoe would show up. I was 99% sure that it wouldn't, but I was thinking how funny it would be if someone hung some up when no one was looking. Unfortunately the party was ...

Dominatrix in the Domicile

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Don't get too excited by the title. I'm just referring to the secondary definition of dominatrix--a woman who dominates. I came across a journal article about the differences between males and females, written by Dr. Richard Driscoll--author of The Stronger Sex. The conclusions of his studies were interesting, and potentially controversial.Here ...

My Cup Runneth Over

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007

Like many others, I will post about the things I am thankful for today, but I will keep it very specific: Why I am thankful to be married. I always find these sappy blog posts amusing. I’m thankful to have someone to: Blame (for being late, the smelly bathroom, a messy house, ...

More Than Words Can Say

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

I came across a list of 50 ways to say I love you. It seems to me that merely uttering the three simple syllables would be much easier, but what do I know? Here are my thoughts on a few items from the list. Place a single daisy on the ...

Of Course! I Should Have Known The Whole Time

Monday, November 5th, 2007

About a month ago I told my wife I wanted to be a vegan for a month. She got very upset and annoyed. I couldn't understand what was going on. She doesn't have anything against vegans and actually thinks it could be a healthy lifestyle. After about an hour of ...

Censorship Issues

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

I have received several angry emails and calls because there haven't been any recent posts. A post has been completed, but is being reviewed for content. Let me explain the process: The post is created by me The post is then evaluated by a stringent review committee (wife) Negotiations are made to ...

Donkey Directions: Have it Your Way

Friday, July 20th, 2007

Some of you (women) have been shocked and incensed by my wife advice column. I am sorry, but I am just a man trying to survive. You will be happy to know that this week's lesson is not really about a terrible mistake I made, but more about sound advice ...