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Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Potty Talk
Last week I challenged myself to sit down for every bathroom visit to better understand the female point of view. My wife has made outrageous claims over the years by stating that she never knows what is going to come out when she sits on the toilet. Read more ...
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Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
Porcelain Point of Contention
Ever walk into a room and been completely surprised? Sure. Ever walk into the bathroom and been completely surprised? Of course. Every time I see the hair straightener on the counter still turned on after ten hours of not being used. Ever go to use the toilet ...
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Saturday, December 26th, 2009
Don't make junior cry
Ever open a present and wonder what possessed the person who bought it to actually wrap and deliver it? I'm sure many of us husbands have been guilty of this in the past.
Does the following sound familiar? It's last minute and you decide to grab something off ...
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Monday, December 7th, 2009
Dumbbell DisasterMany husbands are lamenting the fact that it's almost Christmas. Their wives' stress levels are hitting an annual high, kids are out of school and committing acts of terrorism in the house, and husbands have no idea what to get their wives. A friend of mine was asking the ...
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Sunday, October 11th, 2009
Another advancement for mankind
Once in a while the heavens are opened and one of life's secrets is placed into the trusting care of man. These secrets have provided untold advancement for our world. Examples permeate throughout time: Galileo, Newton, Alexander Fleming, and Einstein to name a few. I wish ...
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Saturday, September 26th, 2009
I can hear you breathing
It's rare that I have the opportunity to accuse my wife of poor behavior. Normally I have to nitpick to find a mistake, but my chance finally came the other day. My wife spoke to someone on the phone and couldn't place who she was. ...
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Thursday, June 4th, 2009
I am sitting waiting for an annual physical and a thought came to my mind: physicals are totally underrated. Where else can I find this kind of service for just a $15 copay? Sure, I could probably go to some seedy massage place, but that would cost at least $75. ...
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Thursday, May 21st, 2009
I propose a new cell phone feature called the 'muffler' that enables men to quickly cut the volume in half when entering an elevator while being yelled at by their wives. Actually, we better make it so we can cut by 75%.
Any other features we need to consider?
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Monday, April 20th, 2009
Making your wife count
All of us husbands can do a better job by showing appreciation for our wives. But did you know you can appreciate your wife through depreciation? This is a crazy concept, but I think I figured it out. Let me explain what I learned at a ...
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Thursday, April 9th, 2009
Rated E for everyone
We were at work the other day doing what's most important: flipping through a business magazine and rating the models in the ads. We came across a picture of a mature woman (50+), and I asked if people thought she was pretty. It seemed like a simple ...
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