Archive for the ‘Donkey Dialogue’ Category
Thursday, April 10th, 2008
Which is Worse?
Donkey: Sweet wife... will you pretty please do me a favor?
Wife: What is it?
Donkey: Caramel hot chocolate from the gas station on the corner? Please?
Wife: Oh c'mon... you were just out. Why didn't you stop and get it then?
Donkey: (Puppy dog eyes) Please, wife.
Wife: Wait, I'm pregnant. I ...
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Monday, March 17th, 2008
The Scene: The Donkey and The Wife are standing in front of the bathroom mirror, getting ready to go out.
Wife: (Silently wondering about whether she looks ok)
Donkey: Whoa; Look how much bigger you are than me
Wife: (exits the room briskly)
Donkey: What?--I'm just stating a fact. You're taller than me! ...
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Wednesday, February 20th, 2008
Dare I Ask?
Donkey: On scale of 1-10, how controversial are you feeling right now?
Wife: Um... what does that mean?
Donkey: I need to ask you about something, but I might not want to bring it up right now if you're feeling confrontational.
Wife: Well, I am feeling a bit stressed; I don't ...
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Thursday, January 17th, 2008
Excerpt from a recent "discussion"
The Wife: Well, you're always going out to lunch and you never even think to come home for lunch or invite me to go out with you.
The Donkey: I do like to have lunch with you.
The Wife: It just seems like you have such a drive ...
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Wednesday, January 9th, 2008
The Wife: Hey, I need to know what nights you have classes this semester.
The Donkey: Wait, you didn't sign me up for my classes yet?
The Wife: What do you think I am, your secretary?
The Donkey: Of course not; a real secretary would have had my schedule printed off and ...
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Friday, December 7th, 2007
Scene: The Donkey and The Wife had just finished their TV interview and were driving home.Wife: That was really fun.
Donkey: It actually was a lot of fun, but you are not going to like the shots they got of you.
Wife: What do you mean? Could you see us on the ...
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Tuesday, November 27th, 2007
Donkey: What's taking so long? We have to be there in 10 minutes.
Wife: I just can't find anything to wear. I only have one outfit that looks halfway decent, but everyone saw me wearing it last week. I just feel like I look terrible no matter what I put ...
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Tuesday, November 20th, 2007
Scene: The Donkey and The Wife are driving to the airport after a weekend trip to attend his sister's wedding. This particular weekend marked the end of a low-fat, no-sweets diet which had been going on for the three months leading up to the wedding trip.
Wife: Wow, we really ...
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Sunday, November 11th, 2007
Wife: (looking in the mirror) Ugh, I look gross right now.
Donkey: Speaking of that, are you going to the gym tomorrow? Because I need to set the alarm clock.
Wife: Speaking of what?! I was referring to my hair being a mess.
Donkey: Oh... well... I thought I saw you touching ...
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Thursday, November 1st, 2007
Donkey: I don’t have any white shirts left. Are you going to wash any?Wife: Listen, I don’t need you to tell me about the white shirts. I know I need to clean them. I’ve only done 2 of the 100 things on my list today.
Donkey: Getting out ...
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