Archive for the ‘Donkey Dialogue’ Category

Rolled Up

Sunday, November 11th, 2007

Wife: (looking in the mirror) Ugh, I look gross right now. Donkey: Speaking of that, are you going to the gym tomorrow? Because I need to set the alarm clock. Wife: Speaking of what?! I was referring to my hair being a mess. Donkey: Oh... well... I thought I saw you touching ...

100 Things

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

Donkey: I don’t have any white shirts left. Are you going to wash any?Wife: Listen, I don’t need you to tell me about the white shirts. I know I need to clean them. I’ve only done 2 of the 100 things on my list today. Donkey: Getting out ...