Sunday, November 11th, 2007
Wife: (looking in the mirror) Ugh, I look gross right now.
Donkey: Speaking of that, are you going to the gym tomorrow? Because I need to set the alarm clock.
Wife: Speaking of what?! I was referring to my hair being a mess.
Donkey: Oh... well... I thought I saw you touching ...
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Thursday, November 1st, 2007
Donkey: I don’t have any white shirts left. Are you going to wash any?Wife: Listen, I don’t need you to tell me about the white shirts. I know I need to clean them. I’ve only done 2 of the 100 things on my list today.
Donkey: Getting out ...
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