When people find out that I have four boys, they usually something clever like, “Oh, don’t you want a girl?” My response is always the same: No Way! There are many reasons for this answer, but if you’ve seen the movie Taken, you can see why I can’t handle being responsible for a daughter. (You will note that this post is way out of date, but I have a huge backlog of things that should have been posted.)
After the movie, I wondered how I could relate with this since I don’t have a daughter. The closest thing I could come up with was my wife. What if we went to Europe? Would someone try to kidnap her because of her looks? Would she be gone in a minute? Would people go to take her then turn around once they got up close? I don’t know. But it got me thinking about a measurement tool based on this scenario.
The premise behind this tool is based on how long would your wife last before getting wifenapped in a foreign country. The graphic below will determine how beautiful your wife is. I haven’t determined the cost-benefit analysis of allowing your wife to be wifenapped to find out how beautiful she is, so please use this method with caution.