Donkey Dialogue Yes, he actually said that
Scene: The Wife returned from a shopping trip to obtain new running shoes.
Donkey: Did you find new shoes?
Wife: Yeah, I got a pair on sale actually!
Donkey: Oh good. How long will this pair last you?
Wife: The people at the store said you can usually run on them for about 400 miles.
Donkey: Wait. But do they have to prorate that based on your weight?
Wife: I have no idea.
Donkey: It seems like they should. Do you think you’d still be able to get 400 miles out of yours?
Wife: (walks out of room)