Running Shoes: Do They Prorate The Mileage?

Donkey Dialogue Yes, he actually said that

Under Pressure

Scene: The Wife returned from a shopping trip to obtain new running shoes.

Donkey: Did you find new shoes?

Wife: Yeah, I got a pair on sale actually!

Donkey: Oh good.  How long will this pair last you?

Wife: The people at the store said you can usually run on them for about 400 miles.

Donkey: Wait.  But do they have to prorate that based on your weight?

Wife: I have no idea.

Donkey: It seems like they should. Do you think you’d still be able to get 400 miles out of yours?

Wife: (walks out of room)

  1. 4 Responses to “Running Shoes: Do They Prorate The Mileage?”

  2. This HAS to be a joke. If it isn’t you are the single biggest jerk on this planet. I have read many of your blogs and you are a disgusting bigot. Why don’t you go back to the 50′s!

    By WOWURAJERK on Apr 20, 2011

  3. Very funny story. My wife and I have a similar type blog over at
    or catch us once a day on Twitter.

    By Brent Piaskoski on May 10, 2011

  4. You got to be kidding, this is wicked funny… lol….

    By Esequias D Hernandez on Aug 25, 2011

  5. “wowurajerk”, Donkey is asking thought provoking questions, that’s all. The man is a misunderstood genius in his own time, and sending him back to the 50′s won’t change that one bit. He’s simply trying to get the most bang for his buck. Is that a crime?

    By Jason on Oct 6, 2011

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