Archive for March, 2010

Can A Wife Sport A Muumuu At Home?

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

Dressed to kill One of my favorite Simpsons episodes is when Homer gains a bunch of weight so he can claim a disability and work from home. He ends up wearing a disgusting muumuu because he can't fit into any of his clothes. Now, I'm sure most of us would agree that ...

Confessions Of A Shopoholic: Tell Your Wife’s Story Part II

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

As promised I would like to share the follow-up conversation my wife and I had as a result of the recent shopping spree I previously wrote about. Scenario My wife approached me the day after the mega-shopping spree. I was working on my laptop in our bedroom. The 6 bags of recently ...

Confessions Of A Shopoholic: Tell Your Wife’s Story

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

Purse strings attached Hoodwinked: To be taken in by deceptive means; deceived. Wardrobe: A collection of clothing belonging to one person. Can I have those words in a sentence? Sure. Let's break it down though: I waged war against my wife's drobe after her new sweatshirt with a hood winked at me as I ...

Why Do Kids Always Tell On Their Dads?

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Benedict for a son One of the slimiest things I ever did as a kid was telling on my friend for hiding the eraser at school. It's a known fact that you can't rat your friend out. Luckily I wasn't busted by my classmates, but I knew what I had done ...