Archive for March, 2010
Sunday, March 28th, 2010
Dressed to kill
One of my favorite Simpsons episodes is when Homer gains a bunch of weight so he can claim a disability and work from home. He ends up wearing a disgusting muumuu because he can't fit into any of his clothes.
Now, I'm sure most of us would agree that ...
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Wednesday, March 24th, 2010
As promised I would like to share the follow-up conversation my wife and I had as a result of the recent shopping spree I previously wrote about.
Scenario
My wife approached me the day after the mega-shopping spree. I was working on my laptop in our bedroom. The 6 bags of recently ...
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Sunday, March 21st, 2010
Purse strings attached
Hoodwinked: To be taken in by deceptive means; deceived.
Wardrobe: A collection of clothing belonging to one person.
Can I have those words in a sentence? Sure. Let's break it down though:
I waged war against my wife's drobe after her new sweatshirt with a hood winked at me as I ...
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Tuesday, March 9th, 2010
Benedict for a son
One of the slimiest things I ever did as a kid was telling on my friend for hiding the eraser at school. It's a known fact that you can't rat your friend out. Luckily I wasn't busted by my classmates, but I knew what I had done ...
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