Archive for May, 2009

Wife Requests Cheerleading from Husband and Children

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

No support like self support The Wife: Are you going to bring the kids when you come see me in my triathlon this weekend? Donkey: Oh.  Am I supposed to go to that? The Wife: Um.  Well, I thought you and the kids could come cheer.  Maybe you could bring signs to hold ...

Muffler: New Cell Phone Feature For Husbands

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

I propose a new cell phone feature called the 'muffler' that enables men to quickly cut the volume in half when entering an elevator while being yelled at by their wives. Actually, we better make it so we can cut by 75%. Any other features we need to consider?