Pick Your Poison: Facial Hair Or Snaggletooth?
Here’s a chance for YOU to give the advice.
Question:
If you had to pick, would you choose a woman with a moderate amount of facial hair (not peach fuzz, I’m talking whiskers) or would you choose a woman with a noticeable snaggletooth (think Jewel/Kirsten Dunst)?
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8 Responses to “Pick Your Poison: Facial Hair Or Snaggletooth?”
I have to say snaggle tooth all the way. No man should have to compare beard thickness with there wife. The last thing I want to do is share my electric razor with my wife. In this time of economic downturn we have to cut costs any where possible. One way of accomplishing this would be to say no to the fro (on your wife’s face).
By Joe on Apr 14, 2009
I disagree with Joe and would rather have a lady with whiskers. Most women have whiskers anyway so why deal with both? She can just get some wax or tweezers and she will be fine for at least a few weeks.
By Jared F on Apr 14, 2009
That’s a tough one. Facial hair is easier to fix than a snaggle tooth, but it would come right back. I think I’m going to have to go with snaggle tooth. I admire Jewel for being au natural with her teeth.
By Vatermann on Apr 14, 2009
Definitely snaggle tooth. Two words people: porcelain veneers. My grandmother-in-law has them and she has the smile of a 20 year old with perfect teeth. Although the upfront costs of covering up the snaggle tooth with a procelain veneer may seem out of reach at first, think of all of the money you you spend on a lifetime of wax or lost tweezers to maintain the facial hair. Plus, you would never have to go through the process of waiting for the facial hair to grow long enough to wax/tweeze every two weeks or so. This process is long and painful and you are constantly reminded that you have a facial hair problem. With the veneer, it’s a one-time out patient procedure and you’ll never have to worry about it again. Snaggle tooth all the way!
By Brittany M. on Apr 14, 2009
Facial hair for me. Easier to patch, though requires continuous tending.
My baby girl is going to have a bunch (in her case, it’s going to be more like full body armor).
By Tsahi Levent-Levi on Apr 16, 2009
I’d have to say no to the facial hair – even if she could get it waxed and have it last for a few weeks, it still grows back. No thanks.
By Tyler - Building Camelot on Apr 16, 2009
I would have to go with whiskers. If she has blonde or light hair, its hard to see anyway. I have known some guys to even find the light mustache sexy.
By Worried on Apr 17, 2009
As someone who competes in the Mr. Sasquatch competition each year, my question is can’t you have both?
By Mr. Mustachio on Apr 21, 2009