Archive for April, 2009

Depreciating Your Wife: Accounting 101

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Making your wife count All of us husbands can do a better job by showing appreciation for our wives. But did you know you can appreciate your wife through depreciation? This is a crazy concept, but I think I figured it out. Let me explain what I learned at a ...

Pick Your Poison: Facial Hair Or Snaggletooth?

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Here’s a chance for YOU to give the advice. Question: If you had to pick, would you choose a woman with a moderate amount of facial hair (not peach fuzz, I'm talking whiskers) or would you choose a woman with a noticeable snaggletooth (think Jewel/Kirsten Dunst)? [Women, feel free to share your ...

Donkey’s Custom System For Rating People’s Looks

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

Rated E for everyone We were at work the other day doing what's most important: flipping through a business magazine and rating the models in the ads. We came across a picture of a mature woman (50+), and I asked if people thought she was pretty. It seemed like a simple ...

Shaving Your Child’s Head Is Not A Unilateral Decision

Monday, April 6th, 2009

Lesson 30: The bald and the beautiful Having hair is the bane of my existence. I hate having hair because I have to shower regularly, I have to pay to get it cut, and it makes me itchy. I recently shaved my head again since it is starting to get warmer ...