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	<title>Comments on: Your Wife Might Not Actually Be Hiding The Remote</title>
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		<title>By: Joe</title>
		<link>http://www.wifeadvice.com/2009/02/your-wife-might-not-actually-be-hiding-the-remote/comment-page-1/#comment-3126</link>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The running joke in my house whenever something is missing is that it&#039;s in my wife&#039;s butt. Where&#039;s the remote? In your butt. Where&#039;s the phone? in your butt. Where are the car keys? In your butt. Where&#039;s the baby? In your butt?

And that&#039;s where we usually find everything.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The running joke in my house whenever something is missing is that it&#8217;s in my wife&#8217;s butt. Where&#8217;s the remote? In your butt. Where&#8217;s the phone? in your butt. Where are the car keys? In your butt. Where&#8217;s the baby? In your butt?</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s where we usually find everything.</p>
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		<title>By: Clueless Newlywed</title>
		<link>http://www.wifeadvice.com/2009/02/your-wife-might-not-actually-be-hiding-the-remote/comment-page-1/#comment-2936</link>
		<dc:creator>Clueless Newlywed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:49:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Check every crevice? C&#039;mon! That&#039;s not nice!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check every crevice? C&#8217;mon! That&#8217;s not nice!</p>
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		<title>By: karlmalone</title>
		<link>http://www.wifeadvice.com/2009/02/your-wife-might-not-actually-be-hiding-the-remote/comment-page-1/#comment-2922</link>
		<dc:creator>karlmalone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 02:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Apparently lost remotes really happen!  An obese woman was admitted to a Queensland hospital with stomach pains, it turned out that her T.V. remote control was stuck in between rolls of fat and had eventually become an abscess. 

Don&#039;t think anyone in your house is large enough for that to happen to....sorry!

http://tpfuller.com/facts.htm</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently lost remotes really happen!  An obese woman was admitted to a Queensland hospital with stomach pains, it turned out that her T.V. remote control was stuck in between rolls of fat and had eventually become an abscess. </p>
<p>Don&#8217;t think anyone in your house is large enough for that to happen to&#8230;.sorry!</p>
<p><a href="http://tpfuller.com/facts.htm">http://tpfuller.com/facts.htm</a></p>
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