Your Wife Might Not Actually Be Hiding The Remote
Remote Location
Scene: The Donkey and Wife are conducting a family meeting with the kids when the television suddenly turns on.
Donkey: Ok. Who has the remote? (annoyed at the 10th interruption)
Wife: I don’t think anyone has it. I think Tivo just came off of pause.
Donkey: I think someone is sitting on it. Everyone check under the cushions.
Donkey: (to the wife) You need to check too. You are always sitting on the remote.
Wife: Obviously I am not sitting on the remote; I’m sitting on the floor.
Donkey: Well, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t check every crevasse. Who knows where it could be?
Wife: I refuse to check based on that comment.
Note: the remotes were later found behind the couch. The Tivo probably did come off of pause during the meeting.
3 Responses to “Your Wife Might Not Actually Be Hiding The Remote”
Apparently lost remotes really happen! An obese woman was admitted to a Queensland hospital with stomach pains, it turned out that her T.V. remote control was stuck in between rolls of fat and had eventually become an abscess.
Don’t think anyone in your house is large enough for that to happen to….sorry!
http://tpfuller.com/facts.htm
By karlmalone on Feb 25, 2009
Check every crevice? C’mon! That’s not nice!
By Clueless Newlywed on Mar 5, 2009
The running joke in my house whenever something is missing is that it’s in my wife’s butt. Where’s the remote? In your butt. Where’s the phone? in your butt. Where are the car keys? In your butt. Where’s the baby? In your butt?
And that’s where we usually find everything.
By Joe on Sep 10, 2009