Archive for February, 2009

Do Not Let Your Kids Call Mommy ‘Obese’ or ‘A Beast’

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Lesson 29: Kids do say the darndest things, just don't laugh at them I'm not sure why I am shocked when a little kid says some crazy thing, but it gets me every time. I'll never forget when our oldest son saw me step out of the shower several years ago ...

Your Wife Might Not Actually Be Hiding The Remote

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Remote Location Scene: The Donkey and Wife are conducting a family meeting with the kids when the television suddenly turns on. Donkey: Ok. Who has the remote? (annoyed at the 10th interruption) Wife: I don't think anyone has it. I think Tivo just came off of pause. Donkey: I think someone is sitting on ...

Valentine’s Day Traditions: Celebrate Marriage

Monday, February 9th, 2009

Girls' Choice Do you dread Valentine's Day or look forward to it?  Do you view it as one of the best days of the year, or is it just another day that has been corrupted by consumerism?  Before I married The Donkey, my best Valentine's Day memories were all from elementary ...

From The Farm: Memoirs Of A Michigan Country Girl: Entry #3

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

The Donkey shares some of The Wife’s intimate journal memories and stories from her childhood experiences on a rural Michigan farm. Grammatical errors and farm-talk left in for effect.  (Read the original debate: Down on The Farm?) May 3 - The Fair I am expecially excited today. Ezekiel asked me to the ...