Comments on: Breast Milk Color Doesn’t Identify What Your Wife Has Eaten

By: Kairy

Kairy — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 14:21:07 +0000

If you ate a ton of choc before breast feeding you wouldn’t get choc milk, you’d get a baby that’s up ALL night and cranky from all the caffinee in the choc. Boys!

By: karlmalone

karlmalone — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 10:00:24 +0000

I don’t know much about this. Do you think if you slammed down a fistful of chocolate you would give your kid a Nestle Quik experience?

By: chelsea

chelsea — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:32:33 +0000

this might be too much information, but i once pumped pink milk. it was because i was bleeding, not so fun but it was kind of humorous. and don’t worry i didn’t try to feed it to my baby, that would be a different story for a different kind of person.

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Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:34:36 +0000

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By: MInTheGap

MInTheGap — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:28:48 +0000

Definitely amusing– glad you two are enjoying this stage in your life!

By: Havilah

Havilah — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 05:21:32 +0000

I slipped some into my toddler’s sippy cup the other day…it didn’t go over too well. She took a big gulp then started making gagging noises. Maybe I had eaten onions that day or something. Funny enough I still think she could get used to it(again) if I keep trying. Luckily I have a husband who has since put his foot down.

By: The Donkey

The Donkey — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:14:07 +0000

Mr. Mustachio: you aren’t the only one tempted to use breast milk for felonious purposes. I asked my wife to make hot chocolate last night and she attempted to put breast milk in it to cool it off. Nasty!

By: Mr. Mustachio

Mr. Mustachio — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:11:55 +0000

And another thing, am I the only one tempted to make a milkshake with breast milk and pass it off on some unsuspecting house guest?

By: Mr. Mustachio

Mr. Mustachio — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:10:53 +0000

Perhaps Green Eggs and Ham?

By: Jane

Jane — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:50:19 +0000

It didn’t seem to occur to the Donkey that his wife could have been eating healthy green foods (like salads, veggies!).