Archive for December, 2008

Time Is Running Out To Get Your Wife’s Christmas Presents

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

I still haven't purchased anything for my wife, and I think it's because I am afraid of getting something I will regret. Here are some of the worst purchases I have ever made: Purple bathrobe complete with a baby chick popping out of an egg on the back (I'll have to ...

Greeting Card Giveaway

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Season's Greetings It's The Wife here.  I've been away too long, leaving The Donkey to blog uncut.  This has resulted in some poor grammar, a few one-sided debates, and a recent post revealing more about me and my milk than anyone ever wanted to know. I have been attempting to re-surface to ...

Breast Milk Color Doesn’t Identify What Your Wife Has Eaten

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Milk and Cookies Scene: The Wife has just pumped milk into some bottles. The Donkey notices the bottles as he is cleaning the pump. Donkey: Why is your milk green? Wife: Breast milk always has a bluish tint. Donkey: What? I never heard of that. Anyway, this is green. Were you sneaking some ...