Archive for December, 2008
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008
I still haven't purchased anything for my wife, and I think it's because I am afraid of getting something I will regret. Here are some of the worst purchases I have ever made:
Purple bathrobe complete with a baby chick popping out of an egg on the back (I'll have to ...
Posted in From The Donkey | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, December 16th, 2008
Season's Greetings
It's The Wife here. I've been away too long, leaving The Donkey to blog uncut. This has resulted in some poor grammar, a few one-sided debates, and a recent post revealing more about me and my milk than anyone ever wanted to know.
I have been attempting to re-surface to ...
Posted in Rewarding Our Readers | 15 Comments »
Sunday, December 14th, 2008
Milk and Cookies
Scene: The Wife has just pumped milk into some bottles. The Donkey notices the bottles as he is cleaning the pump.
Donkey: Why is your milk green?
Wife: Breast milk always has a bluish tint.
Donkey: What? I never heard of that. Anyway, this is green. Were you sneaking some ...
Posted in Donkey Dialogue | 12 Comments »
