Archive for November, 2008

From The Farm: Memoirs Of A Michigan Country Girl: Entry #2

Friday, November 14th, 2008

The Donkey shares some of The Wife’s intimate journal memories and stories from her childhood experiences on a rural Michigan farm. Grammatical errors and farm-talk left in for effect.  (Read the original debate: Down on The Farm?) April 26 It’s a beautiful day today. Me and Liza-Jane chased frogs up and down ...

He Said She Said: The Wife Can Supply Her Son With Knitting Goods

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Boys Just Wanna Have Fun Wow, our last Great Debate we had quite a while ago, and we never posted the results. Unfortunately I took another beating. I never thought so many people would support my son in becoming a knitter. I bought him Legos for his birthday, but I may ...

Lesson 27: Shooting Your Wife With A Pellet Gun Is Never A Good Idea

Monday, November 10th, 2008

Lesson 27: Buttshot Buckshot Backfire For some reason I have always loved shooting people with things. When I was 14 I shot a “wasp” at our teacher (wadded up paper flung through the air with a rubber band). When I was 15 I bought a slingshot and shot my brother out ...

Would You Fake Your Own Grandmother’s Funeral?

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

Lights, Camera, Action! My grandmother recently passed away at a care center. While walking out of the care center, my grandfather stepped off a curb, fell, and shattered his hip. Unfortunately, he was still in the hospital when his wife's funeral was held. My dad promised to record the whole thing ...

From The Farm: Memoirs Of A Michigan Country Girl: Entry #1

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

As promised, The Donkey shares some of The Wife's intimate journal memories and stories from her childhood experiences on a rural Michigan farm. Grammatical errors and farm-talk left in for effect.  (Read the original debate: Down on The Farm?) June 13 It’s another dang hot day! Ma cooked up some grits for ...