Archive for September, 2008

Don’t Tell Your Wife That Her Nose Will Stay Thin Even When She Doesn’t

Monday, September 29th, 2008

A Nose For Beauty Scene: The Donkey and The Wife are riding in the car, discussing the looks of someone they saw earlier that day. Wife: It's interesting how some people with heavier faces are so beautiful.  Any extra weight in my face just looks terrible. I just can't pull that off, ...

For A Good Time, Call A Donkey?

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

On A Roll My coworkers and I were discussing marriage last week during a meeting. Specifically, we were talking about ways to show your wife that you love her and some of the little tricks that work. One of the members of the group provided us with an awesome idea: Next time ...

Extreme Makeover: Wife Edition

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

I have been thinking about a new show called Extreme Makeover: Wife Edition. I'm not quite sure how it would work, but I think it would be something like this: Wives can be nominated for makeovers. Husbands can nominate their own wives or other women in need. A committee of judges determine ...

Wife Has No Trouble Surviving Labor and Delivery Without Her Husband

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Going Solo Things in our house have gotten slightly less hectic, so we figured it was time we get back in touch.  Thanks to everyone for your well-wishes for our tiny little baby.  He is still in the hospital (and will be for weeks), but doing fairly well. Through this whole ordeal, ...