Comments on: Jokes at the Airport Security Check Point are Unwelcomed by All http://www.wifeadvice.com/2008/04/jokes-at-the-airport-security-check-point-are-unwelcomed-by-all/ Funny marriage stories from a clueless husband and his patient wife Tue, 16 Mar 2010 04:59:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Airport, Travel Industry & Airport Parking Weekly Link Roundup: April 22, 2008 http://www.wifeadvice.com/2008/04/jokes-at-the-airport-security-check-point-are-unwelcomed-by-all/comment-page-1/#comment-1991 Airport, Travel Industry & Airport Parking Weekly Link Roundup: April 22, 2008 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:54:58 +0000 http://www.wifeadvice.com/2008/04/jokes-at-the-airport-security-check-point-are-unwelcomed-by-all/#comment-1991 [...] Jokes at the Airport Security Check Point are Unwelcomed by All By The Donkey Lesson 21: Don’t suggest to the airport security that your wife receive a full cavity search. While my wife and I were in the makeshift security screening room, I leaned over to the woman screening my wife and said, “I think you should … [...] [...] Jokes at the Airport Security Check Point are Unwelcomed by All By The Donkey Lesson 21: Don’t suggest to the airport security that your wife receive a full cavity search. While my wife and I were in the makeshift security screening room, I leaned over to the woman screening my wife and said, “I think you should … [...]

]]> By: Nathaniel http://www.wifeadvice.com/2008/04/jokes-at-the-airport-security-check-point-are-unwelcomed-by-all/comment-page-1/#comment-1990 Nathaniel Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:02:19 +0000 http://www.wifeadvice.com/2008/04/jokes-at-the-airport-security-check-point-are-unwelcomed-by-all/#comment-1990 It's also never a good idea to suggest the reason you're selected for full screening is because you "look like a terrorist." Apparently the airport security doesn't have a sense of humor. You can get in a lot of trouble for making jokes. Personally, I think they should lighten up. A terrorist or a drug smuggler will be as quiet as a church mouse. Only those who are innocent will feel comfortable and safe enough to crack jokes. I've actually seen signs that read "Airport security does not have a sense of humor. Jokes about terrorism, bombs, smuggling, etc... are considered a federal offense." Seems like a violation of my freedom of speech if you ask me. It’s also never a good idea to suggest the reason you’re selected for full screening is because you “look like a terrorist.” Apparently the airport security doesn’t have a sense of humor. You can get in a lot of trouble for making jokes. Personally, I think they should lighten up. A terrorist or a drug smuggler will be as quiet as a church mouse. Only those who are innocent will feel comfortable and safe enough to crack jokes.

I’ve actually seen signs that read “Airport security does not have a sense of humor. Jokes about terrorism, bombs, smuggling, etc… are considered a federal offense.”

Seems like a violation of my freedom of speech if you ask me.

]]> By: phillyz http://www.wifeadvice.com/2008/04/jokes-at-the-airport-security-check-point-are-unwelcomed-by-all/comment-page-1/#comment-1985 phillyz Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:57:03 +0000 http://www.wifeadvice.com/2008/04/jokes-at-the-airport-security-check-point-are-unwelcomed-by-all/#comment-1985 i'm a little curious donkey how do you find time to go to baseball games on your vacation? aren't you busy going to meetings and keeping up with work on our computer? at least that's what i read a vacation is on your blog. i’m a little curious donkey how do you find time to go to baseball games on your vacation? aren’t you busy going to meetings and keeping up with work on our computer? at least that’s what i read a vacation is on your blog.

]]> By: phillyz http://www.wifeadvice.com/2008/04/jokes-at-the-airport-security-check-point-are-unwelcomed-by-all/comment-page-1/#comment-1984 phillyz Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:42:29 +0000 http://www.wifeadvice.com/2008/04/jokes-at-the-airport-security-check-point-are-unwelcomed-by-all/#comment-1984 this does sound like an amusing joke, if the security is concerned they can always do the check and feel safe,which makes the joke even funnier. this does sound like an amusing joke, if the security is concerned they can always do the check and feel safe,which makes the joke even funnier.

]]> By: Ginkgo100 http://www.wifeadvice.com/2008/04/jokes-at-the-airport-security-check-point-are-unwelcomed-by-all/comment-page-1/#comment-1983 Ginkgo100 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:37:54 +0000 http://www.wifeadvice.com/2008/04/jokes-at-the-airport-security-check-point-are-unwelcomed-by-all/#comment-1983 Good thing you didn't make a joke about having a pair of nail clippers, or you would be in jail! Good thing you didn’t make a joke about having a pair of nail clippers, or you would be in jail!

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