Archive for April, 2008

Avoid Chick Food by Arriving Too Late

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Long Lines This month is Choose Your Restaurant month. The Donkey provides tips on avoiding chick-food establishments. A great way to avoid a nasty rabbit food place is to suggest eating at the restaurant when you know the line will be too long to wait. This idea reminds me of situations ...

Should Wives Take Their Husbands Last Name in Marriage?

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Name Game Should a wife take her husband's last name when they get married?

Jokes at the Airport Security Check Point are Unwelcomed by All

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Pat Down  This lesson does not require a lot of explanation, but I thought I would provide a brief update. We are currently on our vacation in NJ, NY, and DC. Last night we went to a Mets game, today it’s the Yankees, and tomorrow we go to the Orioles. It ...

He Said She Said: A Husband Has a Right to Shave

Monday, April 14th, 2008

Disarmed  The votes have been tallied in the Arm Shaving Debate: Well, sad but true--I don't get to force The Donkey to keep the hair on his arms.  I know I can't force him to do anything, but I would hope that he would just honor my preferences.  I must admit I've ...

Asking Your Spouse to Do a Favor During Pregnancy

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Which is Worse?  Donkey: Sweet wife... will you pretty please do me a favor? Wife: What is it? Donkey: Caramel hot chocolate from the gas station on the corner?  Please? Wife: Oh c'mon... you were just out.  Why didn't you stop and get it then? Donkey: (Puppy dog eyes) Please, wife. Wife: Wait, I'm pregnant.  I ...

He said She said: Should Husband Shave His Arms Against Wife’s Wishes?

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Up in Arms He Said A few months ago my brother and I shaved our arms. It was partly motivation for us to work out more because it somehow accentuates our arm muscles and partly because I got sick of ripping off the Band Aid after donating plasma – it always hurts ...

Roaches and Other Vermin Can Help a Husband Pick a Restaurant

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Roaches to the Rescue This month is Choose Your Restaurant month. The Donkey provides tips on avoiding chick-food establishments. We love to go out to eat. It is the one thing I am willing to spend a lot of money on. We normally choose together where to eat, but sometimes ...

Can Married People Go Out to Eat With Members of Opposite Sex?

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Here's a chance for YOU to give the advice. Question: Is it ever ok for a married person to go out to eat alone with someone of the opposite sex? Share your thoughts in the comments.

Husband Lacks Empathy to Pains of Pregnancy

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Foolish I wasn't at my computer much yesterday, which means I missed a lot of the April Foolery which was spread all over the web. The Donkey and I didn't really do much to celebrate the holiday. I did miss an opportunity when I sent him an email ...