Archive for April, 2008
Monday, April 28th, 2008
Long Lines
This month is Choose Your Restaurant month. The Donkey provides tips on avoiding chick-food establishments.
A great way to avoid a nasty rabbit food place is to suggest eating at the restaurant when you know the line will be too long to wait. This idea reminds me of situations ...
Posted in Choose Your Restaurant | 4 Comments »
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008
Name Game
Should a wife take her husband's last name when they get married?
Posted in Enquiring Minds | 53 Comments »
Thursday, April 17th, 2008
Pat Down
This lesson does not require a lot of explanation, but I thought I would provide a brief update. We are currently on our vacation in NJ, NY, and DC. Last night we went to a Mets game, today it’s the Yankees, and tomorrow we go to the Orioles. It ...
Posted in Wife Lessons | 5 Comments »
Monday, April 14th, 2008
Disarmed
The votes have been tallied in the Arm Shaving Debate:
Well, sad but true--I don't get to force The Donkey to keep the hair on his arms. I know I can't force him to do anything, but I would hope that he would just honor my preferences. I must admit I've ...
Posted in Poll Results | 1 Comment »
Thursday, April 10th, 2008
Which is Worse?
Donkey: Sweet wife... will you pretty please do me a favor?
Wife: What is it?
Donkey: Caramel hot chocolate from the gas station on the corner? Please?
Wife: Oh c'mon... you were just out. Why didn't you stop and get it then?
Donkey: (Puppy dog eyes) Please, wife.
Wife: Wait, I'm pregnant. I ...
Posted in Donkey Dialogue | 11 Comments »
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008
Up in Arms
He Said
A few months ago my brother and I shaved our arms. It was partly motivation for us to work out more because it somehow accentuates our arm muscles and partly because I got sick of ripping off the Band Aid after donating plasma – it always hurts ...
Posted in Great Debate | 13 Comments »
Monday, April 7th, 2008
Roaches to the Rescue
This month is Choose Your Restaurant month. The Donkey provides tips on avoiding chick-food establishments.
We love to go out to eat. It is the one thing I am willing to spend a lot of money on. We normally choose together where to eat, but sometimes ...
Posted in Choose Your Restaurant | 5 Comments »
Friday, April 4th, 2008
Here's a chance for YOU to give the advice.
Question:
Is it ever ok for a married person to go out to eat alone with someone of the opposite sex?
Share your thoughts in the comments.
Posted in Enquiring Minds | 54 Comments »
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
Foolish
I wasn't at my computer much yesterday, which means I missed a lot of the April Foolery which was spread all over the web. The Donkey and I didn't really do much to celebrate the holiday. I did miss an opportunity when I sent him an email ...
Posted in From The Wife | 6 Comments »