Love Letter from Husband Reveals His True Feelings

From The Wife

P.S. I Love You

I was on my own last week, since The Donkey was on a business trip (vacation) all week. As always, I requested that he send postcards to the kids, and this time he managed to remember to do it! Since he’s slightly stingy, I was surprised that he splurged and sent individual postcards to each of the boys. I was even more surprised that he wrote one to me!

Then I read it…

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Yeah, no surprises there.

  1. 18 Responses to “Love Letter from Husband Reveals His True Feelings”

  2. If I got a postcard like that I’d let my legs grow even if I usually *did* shave them :P I’d also make sure my kids got Mountain Dew *right* before he got home….. then I’d make myself scarce for about an hour or so…. pfft!

    By Leslie on Mar 11, 2008

  3. wow. seriously. wow. Even I know better than that.

    By cory huff on Mar 11, 2008

  4. He’s just joking, right? This is supposed to make you smile and sigh and give him a hard time when he comes home?

    By Emi on Mar 11, 2008

  5. i dont see the problem

    By p on Mar 11, 2008

  6. The locks on the door would be changed if I had received this postcard!

    By Amy on Mar 11, 2008

  7. oh donkey… has the name ever been more appropriate?

    By chelsea on Mar 11, 2008

  8. Nothing seems amiss here.

    By tom on Mar 11, 2008

  9. Clearly he is letting his wife knows what he would like accomplished while he is gone.he just said it in a funny way to take the edge off

    By Doc on Mar 11, 2008

  10. how can this not be taken seriously? i would expect things to be in tip top shape even with the spouse away. none of this, “while the cat’s away, the mice will play” business. chip chop.

    By celine on Mar 11, 2008

  11. I don’t see what all the fuss is about! He wrote just like she requested and he’s being honest just like we’re told to do. What gives??
    The poor Donkey can never win.

    By Tim on Mar 11, 2008

  12. I can’t figure out if he does this on purpose to get a laugh, or if he’s actually that clueless…

    By seven on Mar 11, 2008

  13. here’s what I would do… make the house look really messy, and make a really nice dinner but hide it in the fridge or oven so he won’t see it when he gets back, then wait to see what he does and see if he really deserves that nice dinner he was asking for. ;)

    By April on Mar 11, 2008

  14. BAAAAAHAHAHAHA! (Note to self: Totally do that when I take my business trip in May.)

    By Dorky Dad on Mar 11, 2008

  15. If he got dinner when he returned from his trip, he better not eat it!

    By jane on Mar 12, 2008

  16. and i quote “i love you so much” is this something to be criticized over

    By phillyz on Mar 12, 2008

  17. phillyz: good point! How come that went unnoticed

    By The Donkey on Mar 12, 2008

  18. Oh, I couldn’t read that part, and I thought he said “I love you some”, with something illegible at the end. You win some points back, Donkey.

    By Cynthia on Mar 13, 2008

  19. He actually requests that you shave your legs? Will he be clean-shaven when he returns? This is a give-and-take kinda thing.

    By jessica g. on Mar 13, 2008

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