Don’t Tell Your Wife That She’s Bigger Than You, Even if It’s True

Donkey Dialogue Yes, he actually said that

The Scene: The Donkey and The Wife are standing in front of the bathroom mirror, getting ready to go out.

Wife: (Silently wondering about whether she looks ok)

Donkey: Whoa; Look how much bigger you are than me

Wife: (exits the room briskly)

Donkey: What?–I’m just stating a fact. You’re taller than me! What’s wrong with that?!

  1. One Response to “Don’t Tell Your Wife That She’s Bigger Than You, Even if It’s True”

  2. LOL…been there before. The question is this…how do you recover?

    By agoodhusband on Mar 17, 2008

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