Get off the Phone Quick Tips
This month is Get Off The Phone Month. The Donkey provides techniques for you to get off the phone quickly when your wife calls.
If you are as spastic as me, you drop your cell phone quite a bit. The result is usually a neat mini explosion that consists of the protective casing flying off your phone while your battery ejects like a little man out of a canon. You then put the phone back together and wait for it to reboot. Dropping your phone is a sure way to get off the phone with your wife, but you don’t want to purposely drop the phone. You really need to have an excuse for dropping it. I like to see how long I can balance my phone by the antenna on one finger while my wife is talking. I also like to answer, “Uh-huh” when my wife says something and then spin my phone in my palm to see if I can complete a revolution. Sometimes I fail and the phone falls and explodes. I love it when this happens because I get off the phone and if my wife asks I can legitimately say,” Oh sorry, I accidentally dropped the phone.” No lying involved and you get a little piece of your life back. Nice!