Donkey Dialogue Yes, he actually said that
The Wife: Hey, I need to know what nights you have classes this semester.
The Donkey: Wait, you didn’t sign me up for my classes yet?
The Wife: What do you think I am, your secretary?
The Donkey: Of course not; a real secretary would have had my schedule printed off and in my bag with a map identifying my classroom locations; she would have also purchased my books and typed up outlines for my first assignments.