Archive for January, 2008

Quick Tip: Turning Up The Heat

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

It's Exercise Verification Month. The Donkey provides tips on how you can verify that your wife is exercising to her fullest potential. My wife and I have been sick for 10 days now, so this month's quick tip list has been hit hard. I really wanted to include some photos to ...

Does Your Spouse Need To Know About Previous Relationships?

Monday, January 28th, 2008

Here's a chance for YOU to give the advice. Question: Are you obligated to discuss your previous relationships with your fiancé before you are married, or is the past the past? Leave your thoughts in the comments (Let's keep comments appropriate. Even if your spouse wanted the details, we certainly don't.)

Lesson 17: My, What A Lovely Wife You Have

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

I hate decorating my office at work. Some people have pictures, some have framed diplomas, and others have plants. I hate them all. I'm not sure if this bothers people at work, but occasionally I will come in and find a plant in my office that one of the secretaries ...

Breaking and Entering

Monday, January 21st, 2008

My wife is at the movies with her friends, so I decided to take a minute and tell a story from yesterday. I'm sure I will be in trouble for this, but it was just too funny. Yesterday my brothers and I met up to play games and eat a bunch ...

You are Cordially Invited

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

Excerpt from a recent "discussion" The Wife: Well, you're always going out to lunch and you never even think to come home for lunch or invite me to go out with you. The Donkey: I do like to have lunch with you. The Wife: It just seems like you have such a drive ...

Quick Tip: Drive-By Checks to Ensure a Full Workout

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

This is Exercise Verification Month. The Donkey provides tips on how you can verify that your wife is exercising to her fullest potential. The Sneak A Peek Method You can find out how hard your wife is working out by the number of breaks she is taking. Obviously you can't sit there ...

Marriage Advice: Should You Return a Gift You Don’t Like?

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

Here's where we answer our our readers' questions. Please don't blame us if the suggestions don't work for you. You're the one taking advice from a donkey. This week's lucky advice seeker has earned a $25 gift certificate to Buca di Beppo, just by sending us this question! You could win ...

Would You Let Your Spouse Read Your Diary?

Friday, January 11th, 2008

  Here's a chance for YOU to give the advice. Question: Is it ever ok to look through a spouse's diary?¬† photo by joeannenah

Lesson 16: That Old Thing?

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

Several months ago I cautioned husbands about a question they might be asked by their wives: Why do you love me? Today's lesson is on a similar vein and equally important. Lesson 16: Don't compliment your wife for how she looks in outfits she used to wear that no longer fit My ...

You’re Fired!

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

The Wife: Hey, I need to know what nights you have classes this semester. The Donkey: Wait, you didn't sign me up for my classes yet? The Wife: What do you think I am, your secretary? The Donkey: Of course not; a real secretary would have had my schedule printed off and ...