Archive for December, 2007
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
We had our Christmas party at work the other day and I wondered whether or not mistletoe would show up. I was 99% sure that it wouldn't, but I was thinking how funny it would be if someone hung some up when no one was looking. Unfortunately the party was ...
Posted in From The Donkey | 7 Comments »
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
How's this for chivalry?
One of my favorite funny blogs, Hollywood Flakes recently posted this classic picture in a collection of hilarious marriage photos in a post called Husband of the Year Awards. I never did find an official entry form, but I would like to make a nomination.
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Dear Husband ...
Posted in From The Wife | 9 Comments »
Tuesday, December 11th, 2007
Babysitting Blues
Since we are busy with marriage, parenting, work, school, church, gym, plasma-donating, and various other endeavors, we have finally resigned ourselves to the fact that we have to behave like old people and sit down and plan our schedules in advance. Sometimes we do a great job of ...
Posted in Great Debate | 15 Comments »
Monday, December 10th, 2007
With Christmas so close I find myself once again struggling to find a gift for my wife. She already bought herself the Treo she's been begging for, assuring me that it can count as her Christmas gift and that I don't need to get her anything. Now, even a ...
Posted in Thoughtless Gifts | 10 Comments »
Friday, December 7th, 2007
Scene: The Donkey and The Wife had just finished their TV interview and were driving home.Wife: That was really fun.
Donkey: It actually was a lot of fun, but you are not going to like the shots they got of you.
Wife: What do you mean? Could you see us on the ...
Posted in Donkey Dialogue | No Comments »
Wednesday, December 5th, 2007
Here's a chance for YOU to give the advice.
A friend of ours ("Jack") told a story a month or so ago about the first time his mother-in-law ("Fran") visited the house. Jack and his wife had only been married for a year-and-a-half and just had their first baby. They ...
Posted in Enquiring Minds | 17 Comments »
Tuesday, December 4th, 2007
I'm not an art expert, but one of my favorite college classes was Art History--1300 A.D. through The Present. My favorite part of the class was analyzing the art in an attempt to understand what the artists were conveying. If you had this class, you will remember the in-depth discussions ...
Posted in Wife Lessons | 7 Comments »
Tuesday, December 4th, 2007
Have you ever wondered what The Donkey and The Wife look like? Is she really a giant? Could he actually be mistaken for a teenager? Find out tonight at 6 pm Mountain Time, when we appear live on Park City TV's Mountain Views, hosted by Ori Hoffer.
This is your chance ...
Posted in Announcements | 5 Comments »
Monday, December 3rd, 2007
Worth The Wait?
Here's where we answer our our readers' questions. Please don't blame us if the suggestions don't work for you. You're the one taking advice from a donkey.
This week's lucky advice seeker has earned a $25 gift certificate to Red Lobster, just by sending us this question! You could ...
Posted in Need Advice? | 4 Comments »
