Quick Tip: Partner in Crime
This month is Diaper Delinquence Month. The donkey provides proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers.
The Accomplice method.
This is another great method, but requires that you have other children to assist. After a dirty diaper is identified, send one of your other children to tell your wife that the baby stinks. You should place both kids near your wife to increase the likelihood of success. Your wife may call you to change the diaper, so be sure to bolt to another part of the house and pretend that you can’t hear the request. NOTE: Do not choose an accomplice who is likely to rat you out. Look for a loyal subject.
5 Responses to “Quick Tip: Partner in Crime”
You don’t always need another child. You can use some one elses or another partner like a brother. Young kids who can only say one word are good, because there is no way they can turn you in. Just put your kid next to the toddler and say poopy and point to your kids diaper. The toddler will then mimic you and with luck they will raise the volume. Nothing gets a diaper changed quicker then when some kid is pointg an dscreaming at your kid, POOPY POOPY POOPY
By P on Nov 30, 2007
A good friend of mine had his wife of five years convinced that men’s public restrooms “Never” had changing stations in them, so she was always on the hook at restaurants, etc. When someone finally clued her in, he was riding the sofa for a week.
By CLL on Nov 30, 2007
dear donkey i love the ideas i was wondering what you think of this. what is i make sure to get a little poo on my finger everytime a change a diaper and walk up and hug my wife so she sees the poo- after a couple of times she will realize i’m incompetent and just do it herself.
By phillyz on Nov 30, 2007
cll: I had my wife convinced that there was no changing table in the men’s bathroom for years. Excellent idea for those who have wives who don’t know this.
phillyz: You propose a controversial idea, but one I think will work. I do not recommend getting the poo in her hair though.
By The Donkey on Dec 2, 2007
I think studies have shown that a women feel significantly less sexy the more diapers they are forced to change on a daily basis… so you donkeys may want to rethink this one.
By Brittany's Co-worker on Feb 3, 2009