Quick Tip: Excuse Me While I Barf
This month is Diaper Delinquence Month. During this month I will provide proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers.
The Throw Up method.
I haven’t found a lot of success with this method, but I know a lot of guys with naïve wives have been able to use this until the kids are out of diapers. There are a few things to consider. First, you should lay the groundwork before your wife is even pregnant. Let her know that smelly diapers make you vomit. Tell her that you once had to change a diaper when you were a teenager and that you threw up everywhere. Second, get near a baby—maybe a nephew or niece—and stick around until the baby needs to be changed. During the changing, tell your wife that you feel ill, and lay down for a few hours. These few lost hours will prove invaluable later on. Continue to talk about this event several times over the months/years before you have your own kids. Third, when you have your first baby, gag whenever your wife changes the baby. A slow gurgling noise should do the trick, in conjunction with some heaving noises. If you are convincing, you should never have to change a diaper.
It might be too late for some of you to use this advice. Don’t worry though; I have a few tricks in my back pocket for you.
3 Responses to “Quick Tip: Excuse Me While I Barf”
so sad a parent would let their kid sit in their poo instead of wiping their behind…
By Anonymous on Nov 5, 2007
what if she says it makes her sick too?
By phillyz on Nov 5, 2007
Interestingly enough, I tried something very similar to this method when I was a teenager and my youngest sister was born. It didn’t work until I actually got a bloody nose from my antics. ^_^
By Influencebad on Nov 5, 2007