Archive for November, 2007

Weighing In

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

Here's a chance for YOU to give the advice. Question: Is it ever ok to tell your spouse that they need to lose weight? Leave a comment to weigh in on the matter...   Related Post: The Calves and The Calves Not; Tubthumping

Mark Cuban Interview with The Donkey: Marriage Advice

Friday, November 9th, 2007

We saw Mark Cuban speak at BlogWorld Expo. His speech focused on topics like blogging, the need for a new operating system, and his Facebook Spamming Campaign to win Dancing With The Stars. But we were out to get his advice on marriage. He had time to ...

Marriage Advice: How to talk to a husband who is not listening

Friday, November 9th, 2007

What Was He Thinking? Here's where we answer our our readers' questions. Please don't blame us if the suggestions don't work for you. You're the one taking advice from a donkey. This week's lucky advice seeker has earned a $25 gift certificate to Olive Garden, just by sending us this question! You ...

Quick Tip: That Aint Chocolate

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

This is Diaper Delinquence Month. The donkey provides proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers. The Dipstick method This method is a bit risky and a bit underhanded, but it will work. NOTE: Your child has to be walking for this to be successful. Once you identify a stinky diaper, locate your wife and ...

Lesson 11: Sharing Your Time

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

We’re in the car on our way Las Vegas right now. Since I am in the passenger seat typing, I have relinquished the wheel and actually let my wife drive for an hour or two. As we began the drive it reminded me of the last trip we took to ...

In Laws

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. ~ Mae West When The Donkey first started writing his Wife Lessons, a lot of people wondered about how my family members felt about my husband. "Doesn't it make them mad to hear him talking about you like that?" ...

Of Course! I Should Have Known The Whole Time

Monday, November 5th, 2007

About a month ago I told my wife I wanted to be a vegan for a month. She got very upset and annoyed. I couldn't understand what was going on. She doesn't have anything against vegans and actually thinks it could be a healthy lifestyle. After about an hour of ...

Quick Tip: Excuse Me While I Barf

Sunday, November 4th, 2007

This month is Diaper Delinquence Month. During this month I will provide proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers. The Throw Up method. I haven’t found a lot of success with this method, but I know a lot of guys with naïve wives have been able to use this until the kids ...

Extra Extra! Donkey in the News!

Saturday, November 3rd, 2007

A local newspaper published a front page article about Wife Advice. Thanks to our great readers, we're having a great time, and look forward to many more debates, crazy lessons, and general marital madness. Thanks to all those who have posted about and are linking to Wife Advice!

Bathroom Rules?

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

Here's a chance for YOU to give the advice. Question Is it ok for a husband and wife to be in the bathroom together while one is using the toilet? Leave a comment and let us know.