Archive for November, 2007
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007
Scene: The Donkey and The Wife are driving to the airport after a weekend trip to attend his sister's wedding. This particular weekend marked the end of a low-fat, no-sweets diet which had been going on for the three months leading up to the wedding trip.
Wife: Wow, we really ...
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Monday, November 19th, 2007
Branded
Here's where we answer our our readers' questions. Please don't blame us if the suggestions don't work for you. You're the one taking advice from a donkey.
This week's lucky advice seeker has earned a $25 gift certificate to Black Angus, just by sending us this question! You could win ...
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Sunday, November 18th, 2007
This is Diaper Delinquence Month. The donkey provides proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers.The Saved By The Ring Method
If your wife asks you to change a diaper, calmly walk to the changing supplies. On the way to the supplies, nonchalantly grab your home phone and cell phone. Call your ...
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Saturday, November 17th, 2007
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If you're not sure what Facebook is, it's time to check it out. If The Donkey can figure it out, so can you!
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Friday, November 16th, 2007
Results are in for the Business Trip/Vacation Debate.
I must admit that I am surprised by the outcome of this debate. I really thought I would win this argument, but I guess not.
Coincidentally, this week we will be taking our kids for an overnight stay at a hotel. The weird thing ...
Posted in Poll Results | 2 Comments »
Thursday, November 15th, 2007
I came across a list of 50 ways to say I love you. It seems to me that merely uttering the three simple syllables would be much easier, but what do I know? Here are my thoughts on a few items from the list.
Place a single daisy on the ...
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Tuesday, November 13th, 2007
For most of us in the U.S., health insurance costs increase every year. Most people are furious about this, but I tend to feel ok about it since we have some of the best doctors, equipment, and facilities in the world. I am confident that I will be taken care ...
Posted in Wife Lessons | 12 Comments »
Tuesday, November 13th, 2007
This is Diaper Delinquence Month. The donkey provides proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers.
The Already Busy Method
This is my favorite method to avoid changing a diaper, but it only works if you smell the diaper first, so be on sniff alert. Once you identify a stinky diaper, you should ...
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Monday, November 12th, 2007
I Want to Get Away
He Said
The other day a classmate mentioned that he and his wife often argue over whether business trips should count as vacations or not. I was instantly interested in the discussion because it's often a sore subject between my wife and me.
At least twice a year ...
Posted in Great Debate | 15 Comments »
Sunday, November 11th, 2007
Wife: (looking in the mirror) Ugh, I look gross right now.
Donkey: Speaking of that, are you going to the gym tomorrow? Because I need to set the alarm clock.
Wife: Speaking of what?! I was referring to my hair being a mess.
Donkey: Oh... well... I thought I saw you touching ...
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