My Turn
Since it is still officially Thanksgiving Weekend, I suppose I should take a turn to express some gratitude. Hopefully I will be able to match the eloquent sentiments already enumerated by the love of my life.
Why I’m thankful to be married to The Donkey:
- It doesn’t take much to look sharp when your date is wearing sweatpants and an oversize t-shirt.
- Since he’s so clever at getting out of things, people rarely expect too much of us.
- He may treat me like an administrative assistant, but at least I always know where he is and what he’s doing.
- I get to rent as many chick flicks as I want, since he usually devises an elaborate scheme with the purpose of having me make the trip to the video store (this also applies to choosing the take-out food).
- Because he can’t be bothered with details like balancing the checkbook, I get full reign of the household budget.
- The Donkey won’t do anything he doesn’t want to do; I can therefore assume that he wants to be with me.
3 Responses to “My Turn”
I didn’t know wearing your wife’s t-shirts was a problem
By The Donkey on Nov 25, 2007
He dresses that way in class too.
By Vatermann on Nov 25, 2007
Ha ha, I love this personal making fun of the Donkey stuff. It’s awesome that there a real live commentors out there who know how the Donkey dresses.
By Anonymous on Nov 27, 2007