My Cup Runneth Over

From The Donkey

Like many others, I will post about the things I am thankful for today, but I will keep it very specific: Why I am thankful to be married. I always find these sappy blog posts amusing.

I’m thankful to have someone to:

  • Blame (for being late, the smelly bathroom, a messy house, etc.)
  • Check on any mysterious noises downstairs when we are trying to sleep
  • Remind me to ask what we should bring when we are invited for dinner
  • Babysit my kids
  • Speak up at the restaurant when our food is cold
  • [This point has been removed at The Wife's request]
  • Always hang out with me when I get bored
  • Kill insects that infiltrate the house
  • Defend me when a girl claims she can beat me up or beat me in a race
  • Cut my toe nails

What are the things about marriage that you’re thankful for?

  1. 2 Responses to “My Cup Runneth Over”

  2. Was that The Donkey speaking or The Wife. I couldn’t tell. Does The Wife really have to kill the spiders in your house?

    I guess that’s why he’s a Donkey and not a man.

    Sorry, Donkey. Couldn’t resist a jab. Happy Thanksgiving!

    By Vatermann on Nov 23, 2007

  3. cutting anyone else’s toenails is sick and shouldn’t be allowed.

    By Karlmalone on Nov 24, 2007

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