http://www.wifeadvice.com/2007/11/lesson-11-sharing-your-time/ Funny marriage stories from a clueless husband and his patient wife Sat, 04 Feb 2012 04:15:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 http://www.wifeadvice.com/2007/11/lesson-11-sharing-your-time/comment-page-1/#comment-364 Karlmalone Thu, 08 Nov 2007 21:40:00 +0000 http://images.wifeadvice.com/blog/?p=127#comment-364 We got 3 hours of timeshare hell in lieu of 3 free nights in a hotel, a free buffet, 2 tickets to a show, and a certificate to renew our wedding vows. However, we didn't use the show or wedding certificate.<br/><br/>At the presentation we were hamming it up and told the sales people we were total hicks that ONLY liked to camp, but they still tried and tried.<br/><br/>Was three hours worth all the loot? I said yes, but she said no way!<br/><br/>Still if I did 9 hours of it, I would probably have to poke my eyes out with toothpicks. We got 3 hours of timeshare hell in lieu of 3 free nights in a hotel, a free buffet, 2 tickets to a show, and a certificate to renew our wedding vows. However, we didn’t use the show or wedding certificate.At the presentation we were hamming it up and told the sales people we were total hicks that ONLY liked to camp, but they still tried and tried.Was three hours worth all the loot? I said yes, but she said no way!Still if I did 9 hours of it, I would probably have to poke my eyes out with toothpicks.

]]> http://www.wifeadvice.com/2007/11/lesson-11-sharing-your-time/comment-page-1/#comment-361 Shelley Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:28:00 +0000 http://images.wifeadvice.com/blog/?p=127#comment-361 We did the time share presentation thing once, and only once, for a free hotel stay in San Diego. Once was plenty for me. I would rather pay for a hotel than have to sit through one of those things again. If my husband signed us up for 9 hours worth of that while on a 2 day trip? I probably would have killed him. Maybe I could have gotten off on the "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" defense. We did the time share presentation thing once, and only once, for a free hotel stay in San Diego. Once was plenty for me. I would rather pay for a hotel than have to sit through one of those things again. If my husband signed us up for 9 hours worth of that while on a 2 day trip? I probably would have killed him. Maybe I could have gotten off on the “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” defense.

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