Archive for November, 2007

A Bunch Of Hot Air

Friday, November 30th, 2007

The votes have been tallied for the great gaseous debate. This isn't as surprising as my last loss , but I am still surprised I didn't have more support. My wife's "smoke cloud" of lies tainted the voters. I guarantee a win next time! Great Debate Totals The Donkey: 3 (West; Farm; ...

Quick Tip: Partner in Crime

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

This month is Diaper Delinquence Month. The donkey provides proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers. The Accomplice method. This is another great method, but requires that you have other children to assist. After a dirty diaper is identified, send one of your other children to tell your wife that the baby ...

Dominatrix in the Domicile

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Don't get too excited by the title. I'm just referring to the secondary definition of dominatrix--a woman who dominates. I came across a journal article about the differences between males and females, written by Dr. Richard Driscoll--author of The Stronger Sex. The conclusions of his studies were interesting, and potentially controversial.Here ...

Feel Free To Disagree

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

Donkey: What's taking so long? We have to be there in 10 minutes. Wife: I just can't find anything to wear. I only have one outfit that looks halfway decent, but everyone saw me wearing it last week. I just feel like I look terrible no matter what I put ...

He Said She Said: Should Husbands and Wives Fart in Front of Each Other?

Monday, November 26th, 2007

A Gaseous Explosion From The Inner Crevasse He Said When I was younger I went to Six Flags with my friend’s family. He was talking about farting and his mom got really mad because she didn’t like that word. So he responded, “Would you rather have me say a gaseous explosion ...

Lesson 13: He’s Crafty

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

With my wife’s birthday and the holidays quickly approaching, I am faced with the opportunity for botched present purchases. Each year my wife refuses to tell me what types of gifts she wants because she says it won’t be a surprise if she tells me. So I am left to ...

My Turn

Saturday, November 24th, 2007

Since it is still officially Thanksgiving Weekend, I suppose I should take a turn to express some gratitude. Hopefully I will be able to match the eloquent sentiments already enumerated by the love of my life. Why I'm thankful to be married to The Donkey: It doesn't take much to look ...

Quick Tip: On The Run

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

This is Diaper Delinquence Month. The donkey provides proven methods to avoid changing stinky diapers. The I've Gotta Run Method Sometimes your wife will notice before you that the baby's diaper needs to be changed. As soon as she asks you to change the diaper yell out, "Oh man, look at the ...

My Cup Runneth Over

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007

Like many others, I will post about the things I am thankful for today, but I will keep it very specific: Why I am thankful to be married. I always find these sappy blog posts amusing. I’m thankful to have someone to: Blame (for being late, the smelly bathroom, a messy house, ...

Saliva Swap

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Here's a chance for YOU to give the advice. Question: Is it acceptable for a spouse to drink from your cup, eat off your plate, double dip their chips in your salsa, etc.? Speak up in the comments...